Chespin's Real World problems…

Well, it can’t be said in words how much I like Chespin, so you should probably just check the front page and see how many things about it you can find. Anyway, I did buy Pokemon X, and have enjoy the game tremendously. It can be dark at times, silly at others, but all in all, its your typical Pokemon game.

So I’m sure many of you know about the dark Pokedex entries, like Drifloon kidnapping children. Chespin’s Y entry seems slightly dark to me, take a read:

Such a thick shell of wood covers its head and back that even a direct hit from a truck wouldn’t faze it.

It really doesn’t seem bad at all, I mean, you could run the thing over and it won’t even notice. But think about it for a minute, and you see some of the problems he might experience during his life. His shell is made of wood. Never mind that fire is super effective against him, now he has water and termites to deal with!

There’s not much that can be said about Termites, they eat wood. If they gang up on him, he’ll be more than a snack for them. If Grass is SE against Water, how’s that gonna hurt him? Well, Water rots wood. Yeah, it would take a long time for it to do any damage, but imagine getting hit by a water attack and being damp, stay like that too long, and fungus start eating away at the wood.

Also, he looks like a Chestnut. You didn’t see that one coming, did you? Poor little Chespin has to worry about all the things that might want to eat him…

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